LOL: Boys Wreck Tampon Dispenser in Boys’ Bathroom… Just Being Boys

Ah, buckle up, folks! We’ve got ourselves a front-row seat to the wildest ride in town: the battle of the tampon dispenser at Brookfield High School! And trust me, this one’s a doozy.

So, picture this: a quiet high school in Connecticut, where the gender cult decided to make a bold move. They wanted tampon dispensers in the boys’ bathrooms. Yep, you heard that right! But these boys weren’t having any of it, oh no.

The dispenser barely had time to catch its breath before it met its match. Installed at the crack of dawn, it was demolished and flushed down the toilet faster than you can say “gender neutrality.”

Now, you’d think the principal would see the humor in it all, right? Wrong! He was not amused, folks. In fact, he called it “the most egregious instance of vandalism” he’d ever seen. Oh, come on, lighten up, pal! It’s not like they were tearing down the walls!

But wait, it gets better. The principal promised to reinstall the dispenser. Bless his heart, he’s got guts! But good luck with that, buddy. Next time, those boys might beat their own record and tear it down in under 20 minutes. Talk about setting goals, am I right?

And the reactions on social media? Priceless! From memes to tweets, everyone had something to say. Even Elon Musk chimed in with his signature brevity. And let’s not forget Megyn Kelly and Miranda Devine, who had some choice words for the principal.

But amidst all the chaos and hilarity, one thing’s for sure: these boys are the unsung heroes of the tampon dispenser saga. So here’s to them, the fearless warriors of Brookfield High School! Keep fighting the good fight, boys. We’ve got your backs!

 

 So, picture this: a high school in Connecticut, where the tampon dispenser drama unfolded faster than you can say “gender neutral bathrooms.”

Now, we all know the gender cult is relentless in their mission to spread their “insanity” (their words, not ours) to every nook and cranny. But, oh boy, did they get a reality check at Brookfield High School.

So, what’s the scoop? Well, it seems some bright mind thought it’d be a swell idea to plop a tampon dispenser right smack dab in the boys’ bathroom. Yes, you heard that right. Now, we’re not talking about your run-of-the-mill vandalism here, folks. No, no. We’re talking about a full-blown demolition derby, high school style.

The dispenser barely had time to settle into its new home before it met its demise. Installed at 9:30 a.m., destroyed by 9:52 a.m. Those boys didn’t waste any time making their feelings known. Talk about efficiency!

Of course, the principal wasn’t too pleased. In fact, he called it “the most egregious instance of vandalism and destruction of property” he’d seen in recent weeks. Oh, come on, buddy, it’s not like they were tearing down the walls!

But here’s the kicker: the principal promised to reinstall the dispenser. Bless his heart, he’s got spunk, but good luck with that, pal. Next time, those boys might beat their own record and tear it down in under 20 minutes. Talk about setting goals, am I right?

Now, social media had a field day with this one. From memes to tweets, everyone was chiming in. Even Elon Musk made a cameo with his signature brevity. And let’s not forget Megyn Kelly and Miranda Devine, who had some choice words for the principal.

But hey, in a world gone mad, sometimes you need a little rebellion to keep things interesting. So, here’s to the boys at Brookfield High School, the unsung heroes of the tampon dispenser saga. May your pranks be legendary and your bathroom breaks uninterrupted. Cheers!