13 of The Funniest Chandler Bing Quips from the Hit Show ‘Friends’13

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  • Matthew Perry became a household name back in the ’90s playing Chandler Bing on the hit show “Friends.”
  • Fans adored Chandler for his witty sarcasm, quirky dad jokes, and all-too-relatable neurotic tendencies.
  • Check out some of Chandler’s most memorable quotes and one-liners, including Matthew Perry’s personal favorite!

Messages of love and remembrance are flooding in for “Friends” star Matthew Perry, who was discovered deceased at his Los Angeles residence on Saturday. He was 54 years old.

So, get this: Perry spent a good ten years rocking over 200 episodes of the Emmy-winning sitcom, playing the neurotic yet lovable Chandler Bing.

Can you believe he was just 24 when he snagged that role? Talk about a young talent! And let’s not forget how he totally owned the title of “the funny one” on one of the funniest shows ever made.

Oh, and here’s a fun fact: in the last episode, as the gang leaves the apartment and Rachel suggests grabbing coffee, guess who gets the final laugh? Yep, it’s Chandler with his classic quip, “Sure. Where?” Classic Chandler move, am I right?

Here are some of the best one-liners from Matthew Perry’s character.

chandler friends bunnyMatthew Perry played Chandler Bing in more than 200 episodes of “Friends.”


  • So, Chandler’s iconic line? “Hi, I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” Classic Chandler move, am I right?

  • And check out this gem: “I’m funny, right? What do you know, you’re a door. You just like knock-knock jokes.” Gotta love his sarcasm!

  • Oh, and who could forget his infamous apology to Janice? “Hey Janice, it’s me. I just wanted to apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.” Classic Chandler humor!

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  • Rachel bursts in with excitement: “Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what?!”

  • Chandler’s quick-witted response? “The fifth dentist caved, and now they’re ALL recommending Trident?” Classic Chandler humor!

  • When it comes to offering advice, Chandler keeps it real: “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” That’s our Chandler!

  • And then there’s Joey, always keeping things simple: “I need to organize my thoughts.”

  • To which Chandler humorously quips back: “Your thoughts — plural.” Classic Chandler sarcasm!

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  • Chandler’s classic self-deprecation: “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” That’s our Chandler, always keeping us laughing!

  • Ross gets scientific, and Chandler adds his signature wit: “No, homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.”
    Chandler’s response? “Well, maybe he was nervous.” Classic Chandler humor!

  • We’ve all been there when faced with irresistible food: “I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.” Ah, the eternal struggle!

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Matthew Perry in “The One with All the Cheesecakes.”


  • Ross shares his tanning adventure: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.”

    Chandler, with his quick wit, responds: “Was that place the sun?” Classic Chandler, always ready with a sarcastic remark!

  • Chandler catches himself in a humorous moment of self-reflection: “If I were a guy and … did I just say, ‘If I were a guy’?” Oh, Chandler, you never fail to make us laugh with your quirky observations!

friends monica and chandler wedding Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox married on season seven of “Friends.”

  • “I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”

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