LOL: Boys Demolish Tampon Dispenser in Boys’ Restroom … Because They’re Boys

Boys vs. Tampon Dispensers: A Hilarious High School Showdown

So, picture this: a bunch of boys at Brookfield High School in Brookfield, CT, minding their own business, probably plotting their next prank or daydreaming about the weekend. Suddenly, bam! The school decides to play a little game of “let’s put tampon dispensers in the boys’ bathrooms.”

Now, we’re all for equality and inclusivity, but come on! Boys don’t need tampons. It’s like trying to teach a fish to ride a bicycle — utterly pointless. But hey, some genius decided it was a great idea because, you know, “gender equality” and all that jazz.

But these boys at Brookfield High? They weren’t having any of it. Nope, sir! Within 20 minutes of the dispenser going up, it was down — torn to shreds and unceremoniously stuffed in the toilet. Cue applause!

Principal Marc Balanda wasn’t too pleased, naturally. He sent out a stern email, calling it “the most egregious instance of vandalism.” Oh, please! If you’re going to install something as ridiculous as a tampon dispenser in a boys’ bathroom, you’ve got to expect some pushback.

But Balanda wasn’t backing down. He vowed to reinstall the dispenser. Good luck with that, buddy. Maybe next time, they’ll tear it down in 10 minutes flat, just to set a new record.

And the reactions on social media? Priceless! From memes to jokes, everyone was having a field day with this absurd situation. Even Elon Musk chimed in with his trademark brevity, and you know when Elon speaks, people listen.

But amidst all the laughter, there’s a serious point to be made. These boys weren’t just being mischievous — they were standing up against the absurdity of forced inclusivity. And kudos to them for that!

So, here’s to the boys of Brookfield High School, the unsung heroes of the battle against tampon tyranny. And to Principal Balanda? Well, maybe next time, think twice before forcing tampons where they don’t belong.

And as for Captain America’s words of wisdom? Couldn’t have said it better ourselves. So, keep fighting the good fight, boys. We’re rooting for you!